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Glue

Posted by Gregory Treleaven on Tue, Nov 13, 2007 @ 07:03 PM
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Glue

If you have some gluing up to do

Let it rain on some late summer day.

If you have a window near,

With an air conditioner,

Please turn it off

So you can fully hear the blooping

Water droplets

falling on its case outside

(but an awning would be better still),

The light is soft and full, a kind of greenish gray,

Like cement or limestone

Or the changing sea.

The rain falls steady,

straight down from above,

a gift from Jupiter Pluvius,

Roman Rain Giver.

If you're lucky there's a skylight in your shop,

Then the soft staccato

Tappings will be all about in stereo.

Turn the music off to listen while

You spread the creamy yellow glue across the endgrain of the wood,

The strong straight grain of staunch oak boards,

Whose edges have been squared and planed.

It's pleasant to assemble objects on your bench.

If you fabricate a plywood box, locate the top

Between two sides

And bring the sides together with your bar clamps gently.

You must flush the surface with the edges

Along each section's length.

Don't screw the clamps too tight,

Or you will squeeze the glue out from the joint

And weaken it.

Now, your choice:

Nail the top or screw it in with drywall screws?

If you nail it with the gun

The compressor breaks your concentration,

A motorcycle will approach your nose at breakneck speed

With you tied helpless to a chair.

If you fasten it with two inch drywall screws

The smooth unbroken birch is marred

Which you must sand and putty smooth.

What will you do?

Must you hurry?

Check the sky.

Still raining?

Rain tomorrow too?

Put the bottom in your box and clamp it up.

Fasten it somehow, anyhow. Get it done.

Eat, sleep and die.

Turn it over.

Now the back.

Spread the yogurt glue around the edge,

Lay the back down carefully.

Euclid said on any given rectangle

The diagonals between two corners opposite

Will be equal, ever.

Check your corners.

If they're unequal, Whoops a Daisy.

You need to rack your box, your brain,

You picked this way to make a buck, you must be crazy.

Sometimes you can nail one edge

Then pull or push the neighbor piece

Until it lines up perpendicular.

If not, your doors are crooked,

No adjustment will square them up,

Your work will lack its necessary honor.

Auden wrote we should honor the vertical man

Not the horizontal,

I propose homage to the perpendicular as well.

If your work lacks its own esteem

You will mutter bitterly beneath your breath

Taste black bile,

But that's another poem in which Achilles is the victor.

Let's assume your diagonals are equal,

Let them all be equal,

For a man who has achieved diagonals will possess

A disposition that enjoys digestion.

Now your box is square and true, you may want to rest.

If you have a dog, or better, two, take them out to walk.

Wear no raincoat, but let the warm, primeval pluvium

Slowly soak you to your skin.

Since dogs hate rain and baths and garden hoses in that order,

Yours may give you sullen looks the first half mile or so.

But soon they will forget, as dogs will always do,

And smell the fog of steaming grassy odors the magician Jupiter

Has conjured up while wearing his limestone tuxedo.

If today your diagonals were unequal

Even if you know they never were

Nor never will be so,

You will now forget to be annoyed

And let the rain wash all that wood dust from your brow.

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